Business coaching for the people who hate business coaches.

I’m supposed to poke your pain points here.


Say something about how you’re not making enough.

Then another thing about how overwhelmed you are and how much money you’re leaving on the table.

Then I should paint a picture of your dream life and your fat bank account after working with me.

*cue the Stripe screenshots and the laptop-by-the-beach stock photos.*

Yeah, no. Let’s do something different, shall we?

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This is for the business owner who’s already good…


You’re out there making money.

You’ve got clients. Your calendar’s not empty.

But if we’re being real honest…you’re still kinda winging it.

You built your biz from passion, grit, and an amount of determination others only dream of.

On the outside…things look great.

But half the time you’re questioning all your life decisions at 2AM…

…and the other half, you’re cleaning up other people’s messes or overdelivering and quietly resenting it.

You want predictability.

Steady income & systems that make sense.

You want space.

For hobbies. For travel. For sitting on the couch watching TV without feeling guilty for not batching next week’s content.

take my chaos please

What We Do Together:

We get your business working the way it should and 2x your income.

That’s it. That’s the pitch.

Ok, you want more, my nerdy friend? These internet streets are filled with a lotta talk, so I don’t blame you:

Together we’ll find what’s not clicking - your offers, your messaging, your structure, your sales — and make it make sense again.

  • Sometimes that means reshaping your offer suite & services so it actually supports the life you want.

  • Sometimes it’s tightening how you talk about your work so the right people instantly get it.

  • Sometimes it’s cleaning up the behind-the-scenes chaos so you can stop running on stress.


You bring the expertise.

I bring perspective, strategy, and the ability to see what’s tripping you up when you’re too close to it.

Think of me as your behind-the-scenes business brain — the person helping you make smart, grounded decisions that make your work (and your life) lighter and your wallet heavier.

let’s unf*ck your business

“This is actually my second time working with Katie.

The first time, I learnt a lot—I went from using social media haphazardly to understanding that you can use it as a tool and a plan to share your message. I came back because I knew I needed accountability, help focusing what my message was, and a general no-nonsense take to get through the fluff. In our little time together now, we’ve found a focus for me, I’ve started to offer more local events, and I only see bigger and better things in the future.”

Michelle Poston, returning client
Feldenkrais practioner & Middle Eastern dance instructor

What you walk away with:

  • Clear offer suite + pricing that makes the math math

  • Messaging that sounds like you and sells like hell

  • A sales strategy that works even when you’re not “on”

  • A content rhythm you can actually maintain

  • A business you’re not secretly resenting

This is for you if:

  • You’re neurodivergent, multipassionate, or just a little allergic to strict blueprints & and want a coach that gets it

  • You have an offer (or a few) and want to break through an income ceiling without grinding

  • You’re tired of being your own worst employee

  • You want your business to feel like it runs itself—but still sounds and feels like you

  • You want a thought partner who can go deep and challenge you without the bro-marketing advice or the girl boss glittery bullshit.

Pricing

Here’s the part where we talk money.

🗓 Available until May 15th only

Private 1:1 coaching · $500/month · 8 months

  • For established service providers who want a strategic advisor in their corner for the rest of 2026

  • One 60-90 min call a month (except September)

  • Telegram access Monday through Thursday,

Pay in full and get 3 emergency sessions to use whenever you need them most.

4 spots. Gone May 15th

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Meet your new biz coach

You’re tired of bloated promises and complicated funnels.

But you’re also tired of your own shit and know something has to change if your business is ever going to feel sustainable.

I’ve spent over 15 years working across corporate, hospitality, and entrepreneurship.

I’ve navigated different industries, cultures, and management styles while quietly wondering if everyone else was faking it too.

I’ve built a business from Cairo that works — not because I followed a formula, but because I learned how to adapt, simplify, and think clearly under pressure.

I’m ADHD.

My brain doesn’t do one-size-fits-all anything, but it’s excellent at spotting patterns, cutting through noise, and designing systems that actually fit you.

Since 2019, I’ve helped creatives, coaches, and consultants turn their “barely holding it together” businesses into stable, profitable ones.

No fake urgency. No 20-hour workweeks disguised as freedom.

I don’t hand out frameworks or pretend there’s one right way to grow.

I look at what’s happening in your business and help you fix it— strategically, sustainably, and with as little drama as possible.

If you want hype, you can find plenty of it online.

If you want a grounded, sharp, slightly feral strategist who gets how your brain (and business) actually work, that’s me.

let's get this show on the road

What Actually Changes When We Work Together

Here’s what tends to happen (no miracles, just results):

  • You stop making every decision feel like a crisis.

  • You know what to focus on each week instead of guessing.

  • Your pricing finally makes sense.

  • Your offers stop changing every other month.

  • You stop second-guessing every piece of content you post.

  • You start feeling capable again — not because your mindset “shifted,” but because your business finally supports you.

This isn’t about massive overnight growth.

It’s about getting you out of survival mode so you can run your business like a calm, competent adult.

alright katie, lfg

Results My Clients See

You won’t find 200 Stripe screenshots here.

But you will find a pattern.

People come to me when they’re doing fine on paper but secretly wondering how much longer they can hold it together.

And here’s what tends to happen once we start working together:

  • One client went from “my offers feel random” to selling out her signature program — without touching ads or changing her niche.

  • Another stopped undercharging out of guilt, raised her rates, and immediately started booking better-fit clients who didn’t need hand-holding.

  • One had been stuck at the same income for years. We restructured her offer, simplified her sales process, and she made more in three months than she had in the previous year.

  • Another learned how to actually talk about her work — she went from “no one gets what I do” to DM inquiries that started with “I think you’re exactly who I need.”

  • A long-time client built consistency for the first time in her business life. She used to call herself “the queen of starting over.” Now, she just runs things that work.

say less, let's talk

I’m ready when you are.

You don’t need to burn it down or start from scratch.


You just need someone in your corner who can help you make it make sense again.

let's work together

or DM me if you hate calls. I get it.